Wednesday, November 19, 2008

In the works...

MY DRESS IS IN THE WORKS!

Ahh finally. I have now begun to realize that my dress may require breasts that I do not possess. HAHA. I'm always lacking in some way or the other, breasts, height, yadda.... Anyways, the dress is a sweetheart neckline which looks best with cleavage slightly pouring out of the top. Maybe "pouring" is a bad description... more like "peeking out." Well, basically I don't have much, so I will need to buy "chicken cutlet" silicone enhancers which help give that "extra" if you know what I am saying.

I asked for them for last Christmas from the man, yes, I asked my future husband for breast enhancers, he denies the fact that I need them and looks at me like I'm a crazy vain little thing. I can't deny it anymore I will need them on the big day-of.

Beauty requires "enhancements" all the time!

BY THE WAY... I have decided to make a conscious decision NOT cut my hair until I get back from the wedding. SACRIFICES are a bitch! I will have "in-between" hair for the next 7 months. What a bitch... All for just one day of my life.... JK. My hair is pretty darn short at the moment and although I would love to just slap on some extensions like I'm some kind of celebrity, I know I really should grow it out.